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Archive for July, 2006

I know I said that I’d cover lube stuff in this blog, and I will, but first I must say something else.
Much of my job is spent reassuring people that what they want/need/love/get excited by is healthy, okay, and normal (a word which means everything and nothing at once). I give people permission [...]

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I wasn’t born this way. I had to be trained.
I, like many untaught people, laughed at lube, and thought it was only for those who had problems that I would never (ever) have. A friend in high school asked the nurse practitioner at our local clinic what to do about dryness. Astroglide [...]

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My girlfriend and I recently moved into a dirty apartment in a charming neighborhood. My evenings are now spent painting walls and rolling silicone sealer onto grout lines. Exciting. I know. We’re guessing that since nothing in the apartment has been cleaned or taken care of in about a billion years, [...]

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Ohmygod I love porn. And metal sex toys. And electric vibes. I also love customers who ask a lot of questions in that “Hot damn I’m so excited” kinda way. I love slippery stuff gel, Belladonna, sexy picture books, and Penthouse Variations (which we don’t carry at Good Vibrations, sadly). [...]

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People tell me everything. Everyone makes jokes about how hair dressers know all the gossip of the town. Ha. Gossip is boring compared to what I know. The best part of all I know? I don’t tell anyone. I might talk about random customer interactions, but if I see a store [...]

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I used to watch porns on mute when I knew someone was in the next room. For about nine months I lived in a house with seven (yes, seven) other people. I didn’t hide the fact that I watch a lot of porn, but the girl in the room next to me was [...]

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