reduced.

Major changes in the world as of late:
Pluto is no longer a planet. I think this is amazing. Sorry, Scorpios. Your astrological sign is now ruled by a big ol’ ball of ice. Sexy and seductive, and controlled by a dwarf planet. I love it. (and imagine the poor little [...]

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happily wired.

Every so often a customer is turned off by bullet style vibes. “The cord is too much…doesn’t it get in the way?” Not necessarily. Here is Ms. Jameson’s take on the bullet-style-cord-attached vibes:
–Most women need some sort of clitoral stimulation to reach orgasm. Many women choose vibes for that clit [...]

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porn for the dirty birdies.

If you (like me) fast forward through all things related to plot in your porn, keep reading. If, however, you need sex in context (with characters and sets and some sort of storyline) this upcoming list is not for you. I will suggeest titles for you next. First, for my like-minded sex-on-tv [...]

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fancy sex.

Today before work I went to the local “trendier than thou” coffeeshop and ordered a large coffee. The first time I went there I ordered a vanilla latte. “We don’t do vanilla. We don’t do any syrups, actually. And? If you want my expert opinion, I would reccomend not sweetening our [...]

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frosted flakes; random notes

Random #1:
“According to the best authorities–and I have consulted many–continued masturbation is capable of producing the most serious of results, such as insanity, idiocy, impotency and sterility.”
Oscar Lowry, The Way of a Man With a Maid; Sexology for Men and Boys, 1946
I got my first massage two days ago, and as the big guy was [...]

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the dyke, on getting a husband.

At a bridal shower in Connecticut, my job comes up as a topic, and conversation quickly moves to the How-to-get-a Guy-to-Marry-You book that one of the other brides’ maids is reading.
“She says to not let the guy you’re dating know what you really like in bed until you’ve been seeing each other for a few [...]

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while we’re on the topic of buttsex…

If it takes practice to be perfect, make that practice fun. Working your way up to taking big(er) things anally? Stick your finger up your butt in the shower! Yes, I totally stole this sex tip from Anal Pleasure and Health (the book previously reccomended), but it is a sex tip nonetheless. [...]

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run with it.

She told me to blow her and so I did. She was in the middle of mixing the ground beef into our pasta sauce, and I had said some shit-head-ish sarcastic remark. “Blow me” was her response. I had been thinking about having sex earlier that day, so I took her response [...]

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Laya, for Judy.

A question from an old friend I’ll re-name Judy:
“and on another note, i’ve been meaning to ask you about one of the gv vibes. yes, i entered the land of vibes jameson, and mine that i had for the last two years died. i never took the batteries out–didn’t realize i was supposed to, [...]

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