tipsy.

(and what kind of blogger are you, really, if you don’t write a lil’ drunk at least once?)
Handing out lube samples at the Folsom St. Fair so many women looked at me like I was offering to fuck them right there, right then. Their faces (on top of necks connected to torsos wearing fancy [...]

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dildo day.

Today: unpacking sex toys, re-boiling all I have, laughing at the collection of cocks I have accrued. When I was little I wouldn’t name my army of stuffed animals because I was afraid I’d forget who was who, and then they’d hate me. Thank god the dildos come with names. Now [...]

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absolutely shocking!

Bits of amazement and awe currently floating about:
1. Janet Jackson reveals she had good sex even when she was fat
Why this is shocking, you ask? Because it shouldn’t be. This shouldn’t be worthy of news, because it implies that fat people don’t have good sex, and if they do, we have to write [...]

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lotions. potions. wax.

My legs smell like a frat boy today. I used my girlfriend’s Abercrombie and Fitch men’s body lotion, and all of a sudden I feel like shouting obnoxious things like “Suck His Dick!” and “DrinkDrinkDrink!” while doing kegstands and double fisting plastic red cups filled with beer flavored water.
My girlfreind’s dog (ahem….my dog) [...]

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part two. in some ways, though, not so much.

Love for the Bay Area that needs to come out:
Dyke March. Good Vibrations. Chapel of the Chimes. Naan N Curry. The Parkway. Folsom St. Fair. Trannyshack. The mass amounts of very attractive gay men. And the fact that I can have my girlfriend and my dog and sell [...]

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the fuss about fisting (part one)

So here we are, talking up a storm about fisting, and whether or not it’s legal in porn, when some of you out in readerland don’t know what fisting is. Or, maybe you’ve heard about fisting, but don’t understand it. Or, even better, you know, understand, and want in on some of the [...]

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getting and growing.

Recent bouts of happiness and their causes:
1. The intro to Stephen Elliot’s new book, My Girlfriend Comes to the City and Beats Me Up made me smile big and deep. He explains that the fiction/literature/memoir? collection of stories are more real than not, and that he takes responsibility for “every sexual act depicted.” [...]

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viva glam.

I started wearing lipstick about six months ago. At first I only bought gentle shades that wouldn’t overpower my face or make it obvious in any way that I was actually wearing lipstick. Then I went to the MAC store in Berkeley and decided it was time for red.
Red lipstick makes me feel [...]

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