revolutionary.

first, for The Husbands:

Scarlett and Dita in Flaunt Magazine. I would provide a link here, but the Flaunt website sucks. Google it, my friends, or buy the magazine.
Then:
Halloween. The day sexy gets to happen without having to explain why. A permission day, if you will. Flaunt whatever you want, because [...]

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a three way and then some.

Within the last week, Jameson did the following:
1. Drunkenly tried to convince my girlfriend that polyamory might be more appealing than she or I had previously thought. I have nothing against manyloves, but, when sober (and usually even when drunk) such is not the life for me. I like my onelove. I [...]

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why safe and how sexy.

Yesterday I trained a new SESA (sex educator/sales associate) on the safer sex area of the store. Finger cots, condoms, dental dams (which I spelled as, and then erased, “dental damns”. hm.), gloves, female condoms. I pretened to be the customer and she pretended she had worked at GV for years.
I asked [...]

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oprah meets mr. right

A few nights ago I had a dream about Oprah. She came into the store and I was her SESA (Sex Educator/ Sales Associate) and I sold her a Mr. Right.

Mr. Right

I woke up to my girlfriend humping my leg and although this never annoys me (I think it’s awfully cute and who can [...]

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what’s better than abstinence only education?

Websites that mock abstinence only education (more truthfully known as “don’t touch yourself or anyone else or you’re going to hell” education.)

For girls and for boys, these sites deliver first class crass. Doesn’t everyone need a “Sex is for Fags” button? Yes, as a matter of fact, they do.
Also:
At teenpregnancy.org, nothing [...]

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a captain-worthy catch up; fists in the air, hurrah.

Weeks ago I promised a blog that I have yet delivered. After the two part educational segment on fisting, I offered an upcoming blog on how-to and positions. Today we throw the how-to ahead again, to be caught up with and written on a later date. For now, positions.
1. Standing. [...]

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love and hate, sextoystyle.

Love
Snippets of entertainment taken from the Sep/Oct issue of AVN Novelty Business:
My Guy Arm Pillow. For when you want to be held. Or, when you want to wake up screaming in the middle of the night because you forgot you bought the damn pillow but remembered that you went to sleep alone, and [...]

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Sex Toys for a Cause!

All Bay Area folks take note:
This Friday, from 8-10 pm, everything in the Good Vibrations on Valencia will be 10% off!!
Join us as we celebrate the 30th anniversary of La Casa de las Madres, SF’s first domestic violence shelter for women and children. We’ll be donating a portion of the sales to this fantastic [...]

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double dipped.

Some people surprise their girlfriend with flowers after work. I bring home dildos and porn. The most recent addition to the little silicone army I’m creating is the Double Dipper. Long, purple, and with a bendyspine. Oh, so romantic.
This toy had been generating quite a buzz in the store amongst the [...]

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