i want to scream at you.

Well, not scream. Gently remind, perhaps. You, adults betwen the ages of 18 and 35, you need to listen up. What I have to say could change your life.
Ooh, big words for such a short lady, I know. But here’s the deal: If you do not change the way you [...]

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let’s bow our heads and give thanks.

Besides the usual “friends and family” bit, for the following things the turkey will be thanked:
1. Michelle Rodriguez outed by her girlfriend. Oh, Michelle. So hot, and such a carpetmuncher. Yay.

2. I work at a place where I get to say (most recently to an older gentleman visiting SF from Idaho, [...]

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curve. for men.

So, for all the shit I talked about the flower scented wrist patch inducing female libido, I must admit that scent does affect sex and sexuality. No, I’m not going to write about pheromones, the scents without a scent. I’m talking about regular ol’ smells. Perfumes. Body odors and juices. [...]

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organic lovin’.

Last night, washing the vegetables bought at the farmer’s market on Treasure Island, I pretended to hump ladyfriend with the cucumber (remember, 17 year old boy, me). She laughed (how could she not) and then we chatted about sex with vegetables and she was suprised when I told her that I reccomend veggies to [...]

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cut and paste.

From my sex-positive best friend across the country, a little story for all of you:
“so chuck told me while we were in the lab today “i need to get your opinion on something, since you’re a sex-positive san francisco woman.” i was like “about what?” by the way, he often wants to know the sex [...]

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hard times.

Last night was Halloween. I stayed in with my girlfriend. We ate spagetti and meatballs and watched Halloween (1, 4, and “Resurrection,” which stars both Busta Rhymes and Tyra Banks). Before dinner and the movie, however, I had to walk through the masses of people heading to the Castro from the [...]

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