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Archive for January, 2007

A woman recently asked the following question in the “comments” section of this blog:
“My boyfriend comes before i do how do i get him to make me come first?”
It’s funny how much my answer to this question has changed over the years. I used to be a super SESA and head for the vibrating [...]

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Today I wore my “Pervert” tank top to work. I don’t do this often. People look at my face, then look at my chest. Look at my face, look at my chest. Look confused. My pigtails and red lipstick are so sweet and cute and a pervo tank top is [...]

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articles!
Go ahead, read about what happened when my dad found this blog.
Fun times, I promise.
My article is up now (and for one week only) here on the GV Weekly.
Enjoy!
.jameson.

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Yes, at the beck and call of the pussy I am.
Aren’t you?
Two tips for giving head (to pussy or a penis, whatever your mood might be):
1. Use your all of your mouth. Lips, tongue, gentle teeth and all. With blowjobs this happens almost by default; with carpet munching, not so much. [...]

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Cruising the internet instead of cleaning, I find that today is Blog For Choice day. Bloggers who are pro-choice are supposed to tell why. So here, within gvsextips.com, it’s my turn.
Because I believe in sex. Because I believe that sex is not wrong or evil. Because I believe that sex can [...]

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Pieces, from books around my desk:
On Anal Sex:
“About one-fourth of men and one-fifth of women report having ever had anal sex, and about 10% of single men and women have had heterosexual anal sex.”
Contraceptive Technology, 17th Revised Edition, 1998
On Anal Exams:
“Gynecologists n the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries…promoted rectal exams, [instead of vaginal exams], [...]

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Many bits of random and happy…
–I had birthday cake and coffee for breakfast. Yes, my birthday was a week ago, but unlike fancyfancy cakes from expensive stores, white trash FunFetti cake never goes bad. Yum.
–Happy moment supplied by the Sex IQ test on Tickle.com:
J, your Sex IQ is 139!
You scored higher than 99% [...]

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I do not cry.
I don’t cry at work, I don’t weep at home, I don’t tear up at movies. I. Do. Not. Cry.
I am a tough guy in a soft girl’s body. I like my world this way; it works for me.
Last week I almost cried at work. Okay, I did cry [...]

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1. Do you carry numbing cream?
No. If you can’t feel what’s going on, you could hurt yourself. And if something feels good, you’d never know because you’d be all numbed out. For pain free anal sex, check out the Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, and for Men. For deep [...]

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small and funny.

Yesterday I kicked out two teenage boys that wandered into the store.
“Are you two over 18?”
Teenager #1: Uh, yeah.
#2: (silence)
“Can I see your ID’s?”
#1: Uh, well….(voice trails off as he stares at the product on the walls)
#2: I’m 16.
“You guys can’t be in here if you’re not 18. I need to ask [...]

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