holy horse cock!

In case you were wondering what a horse penis looks like, this is as close as I’ll give you. However, if you were looking for a dildo that looks like a horse penis, I found you this lovely site: Zoofur.com.
Zoofur sells dildos shaped like animal penises. They don’t use real animals to [...]

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atlas humped.

This is how it works: I sit on the MUNI (San Francisco’s bus/train/public transportation nightmare) and find myself staring at the girl across from me. She, like so many San Franciscans, seems familiar and yet I cannot place how I know her. Most people would run down the line of “school? party? [...]

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pop (corn) day.

As I get cozy to write this, a commercial for Winnie the Pooh something-or-another asks “Remember your first honey pot?”. I do, as a matter of fact. Don’t you?
I was on vacation for the last week or so, driving up the eastern coast of the United States with my lovely girlfriend and our [...]

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make hot sweaty sex, not war.

A coworker sent me this, a real life article about how the military wanted to build a gay bomb that would turn enemy soldiers gay, thus making them more interested in sex than fighting.
Fuck, yeah?
.jameson.

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