oral for all.

Last night:
Brushing my teeth, slightly drunk (four beers on little food when I’m in a “not drinking much” phase = tipsy jameson), thinking about how upset my girlfriend was (after dropping me off at the park, she drove around for almost an hour, then gave up and went home. I stayed and had my [...]

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my new favorites.

Two more blogs/sites that I’m apparently the last to know about, but still quite happy to find:
http://debauchette.wordpress.com/
and
http://www.melissagira.com/
Smart women writing smartly about sex. Debauchette’s is more graphic, Melissa Gira’s is more intellectual and activist and reflective. Obviously I am newly in love with both.
From a post written by Melissa Gira in Sexerati, about sex writing, [...]

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how not to suck in bed, and in general, part 2.

In a very serious voice, an old woman today said to me, “Good luck walking! You must be careful!” She had just witnessed me tripping over my own feet, an occurrence that happens much more often than it should.
How not to suck? Don’t stand in front of the doors on the subway if the [...]

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how not to suck in bed, part 1.

One tip:
Don’t think about what you look like, except if what you’re thinking is “I’m fucking hot”. To some, this is obvious, to others, almost impossible. Women in particular have been taught that what they look like is always relevant, when in fact, thinking about what we look like all the time [...]

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for gardens.

Two mornings this week I’ve set my alarm clock for six a.m. to get up and run. By six twenty I’m out the door, walking up a hill to jog down, around, and then back. I’ve been telling myself for a while that I’m going to start running again (when I was unemployed [...]

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erocktasleepy.

Review video number two is Erocktavision: Toys Over Boys. Erocktavision is to me what a cold lake would be to a teenage boy skinny dipping with a girl for the first time. I want to be excited (naked chicks! hot naked chicks! rubbing on each other!) but it’s just so, well, cold, and sobering, [...]

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sex and music. or, sexing music.

The next few posts will be reviews of movies I’m watching for GV. I know, you wish someone would pay you in vibrators to watch porn. Yay me! Let’s get this party started
First up is Madison Young and Daniel (what kind of porn name is “Daniel”?) in Writers and Rockstars. First scene [...]

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wet and juicy and moaning.

I totally feel like shit today. Nose and eyes are running, throat is hurting, and I can’t close my mouth, because if I close my mouth I can’t breathe. The plan in the morning for the rest of the day was to sit in bed and be sick and watch the six or seven [...]

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naked ladies, thank you.

The cold water knob in our shower is broken, which means that showers are somewhere between scalding and “is the hot water broken, too?”. Thus, I have to (sometimes) kneel in the shower because water cools as it falls, and the colder water happens at the bottom of the tub. Yesterday, on all fours [...]

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