how to plan b. or, how not to get pregnant after one of the many situations that might leave a woman all pregnant-like.

(first, quick side note: of all the people who stumble upon my blog, most do so by searching “horse cock” or “canine sex” or “animal dildo”. I’m a little proud of this, a little surprised, and a lot wondering “Am I the only one who’s written about animal dildos? Really?”. Moving on…)
Plan B.
Watching [...]

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domesticity.

When I lived by myself I kept my Hitachi in the living room, plugged in behind the futon. Toys out in the open meant I didn’t have a lot of visitors, and I really liked masturbating. Always ready when I was, my power tool waited for me to get home, like a puppy. Or [...]

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